wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

"I probably pretended I was reading , like, Sartre or something but it was all Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings"  Theo James for GQ 2014

How I Met Your Mother (September 19, 2005 - March 31, 2014)


trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day


  • me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing


how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself


Allison Argent Appreciation Week  ±  Day 1: Season/Arc you loved most (3A)

We’re going to have a new code. 
nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux mêmes.

ted/tracy ± their life together (THE END)


au - Stiles and Malia start dating just as Lydia realizes her feelings for Stiles. Thinking it’s too late and not wanting to mess things up for him, she keeps it to herself. One day, when they’re on another one of their crazy supernatural missions, Lydia saves Stiles from certain death, only to get hurt herself.

Happy birthday, Jaz!

"Let’s look at the facts here. You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met mom, yet mom’s hardly in the story. No. This is a story about how you’re totally in love with aunt Robin."